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Friday, November 19, 2004

11:48PM

So I went to Charlestown Races tonight and I actually won! I came home with $68.00. There was this woman beside us who kept winning the damn jackpot but in the end she lost over 1000 credits. We were pleased.

2:10PM - NEW YORK

Ok, so last night the Target crew went to Friday's, a ritual for Tuesday nights and some Thursday nights. We have come to hate this woman known to us as New York. She got this name by wearing this skin-tight New York Yankees dress. It wouldn't be so bad if her hair wouldn't be bleached white and going in 1000 different directions and without the hooker shoes..Oh wait, yes it would. This bitch is ridiculous.

So anyway, we see her just about time we go and last night was no exception. So we were sitting there at the table and Michelle notices the "HagerWhore" as M calls her, out in the parking lot going at it with some guy. So she decides to call the police. So she calls and says she is sitting trying to eat her dinner and these two people are having sex and she can't eat because of the sight of this. They tell her they are sending someone right out.

So of course, about 5 minutes after the phone call, the whore and the man drive off. WE WERE PISSED. Oh well, I was shitting laughing just because of the phone call. God, how funny.

Michelle = Hilarity

I have the house to myself this weekend. But of course, I have to work like a slave child. Oh well, great paycheck. Thank god we get paid three times in December.

Monday, November 8, 2004

4:53PM - Scheduling

It sucks being a freshman and having the last scheduling oppurtunity. The only thing left is early morning and late afternoon/evening classes. I did my Spring 2005 schedule today. Thank god I had 3 credits going into school so I got first day rights for freshman. I finished my schedule and I have class M/W/F from 8:00am-12:00 noon, and on T/R from 8:00am-9:15am. I got off lucky. I just checked all and most all of the classes are full now. Sucks to be at the end of the alphabet.

Well I have to get back to my PowerPoint/Informative Speech on Underage Drinking. I found some sick pictures.

SICK!

WHAT?

Now think again about underage drinking and driving, do you think I will get the audience's attention?

Current music: Brick or perhaps Lonely Day

Friday, October 22, 2004

12:21PM - Overtime

I have been so busy this week. I worked 73 hours since last Saturday. I have two 5 page papers to write before Monday and have to work tomorrow night and Sunday. Who knows when I am getting all this crap done. Oh well, I will have a great check. I really need to go to Frederick or Arundel this weekend. I haven't gone anywhere for like two weeks.

Saturday, October 9, 2004

11:57AM - Lunch Lady

Ok, yesterday I was going to the "Raider Room" for some lunch. I got some pizza and a drink and some french fries. So I am wandering around and finally got up to the counter, handed the lady my card and she looked at it to verify the picture and she was like "Oh My God", you spell Corey just like my sons. And of course, my middle initial is on there and she was like what is your middle name, and I told her Alan and I seriously could not have been more embarrassed. She was like that is so cool, how do you spell it and I told her A-L-A-N and that is when she went crazy. She is like, of all the college kids that I have seen over the past 10 years I have worked here you are the first one that has had both first and middle name spelled the same. So by the time, the line is backing up and you might guess my face is red from embarrassment. go figure. So she finally gives me my card back and I go eat.
On the other hand, I am meeting some really cool people at school and am starting to forget the hell of High School. I need to just wipe all of that shit out of my head and start over.

Sunday, October 3, 2004

10:05PM - The days events

Today was busy...I was at work at 4 working on some projects.

See.Spot.Save

I got off at 11:30 and I went home changed, got the parents went to Addison's house picked her up and went to the Orioles/Red Sox game at 1:35...

Camden Yards

Camden Yards

Camden Yards

Camden Yards

And then Addison and I went to the movies and saw ....
Wimbledon

in an empty theater.

After the movie I went back to Target and Addison got a shirt.

See.Spot.Save

Friday, September 24, 2004

12:01AM - Dorm Life

Below are some pictures of the dorm...

First Day
first day

My Desk
the desk

What is with this door? A foot and an apple??
the door

The room 4-weeks later.
4 weeks later

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

10:52PM - Leesburg=The Best

So Addison and I went to the SuperTarget in Leesburg simply because it is awesome. We got the normal Krispy Kreme donuts and milk for dinner. Krispy Kreme going out of business??? WTF?

I really need to memorize this speech, but I do not want to....

10:49PM - I'm so TIIIIIIREEEEEEEDD

Ok, tomorrow is my first speech in Basic Oral Communication. I am doing it on Ride so it won't be hard, and it only has to be 3 minutes long. I also have a Psychology test, which is going to be easy, because believe it or not, I actually learned in Bize's class.

I need to start updating more, I just realized I haven't updated since the second day of classes.

Tuesday, August 31, 2004

10:58AM - Day 2

Today was day two and the schedule was as follows:

Basic Oral Communication 8:00-9:15
Psychology 9:30-10:45

Break down:

Basic Oral Communication:
Professor Cem Zeytinoglu (pronounced Gem Zay-teen-ow-loo)

He said we could just call him Gem or Mr. Z or since he is from Turkey, Mr. Turkey. He is pretty cool and we only have three speeches...one 2-3 minute speech and two 4-5 minute speeches. YES! And he let us out thirty minutes early. You gotta love a teacher that lets you out early.

General Psychology:
Dr. Kim Weikel

She is awesome...We have four tests and four assignments. Easy. And the added bonus is I already have taken two Psychology classes so I already know most of the material.

Tomorrow is my Foundation of Business Administration.

Monday, August 30, 2004

2:35PM - First Day

So today was my first day of classes here at 'ol Ship. I had three..
-Applied Caclulus 10:00-10:50
-Human Biology 11:00-11:50
-World History 1:00-1:50

So here is the breakdown.
Applied Calculus-
Dr. James Hamblin
Professor is ok. I only have optional homework, so I might complete one or two problems. We learn the material on Monday and Wednesdays and then we have a quiz every Friday. At the end of the semester, he drops the lowest two quiz grades, which is great. I see myself doing ok.

Human Biology-
Dr. Sherri Bergsten
Professor is great. She didn't mention anything about homework! yes. She only teaches our class and this is her first year. We learn the material on Monday and Wednesdays and then we have group projects on Fridays. We have only three tests which are not cumulative. YES.

World History 1-
Dr. Kwabena Akurang-Parry
umm..This is where it gets difficult. We have to read three books, do two (min. 5 page) papers and we have 3 tests and a cumulative final. The whole class sits there like what the hell am I in here for. The only good part about the class is his grading system which is as follows...
A 90-100%
A- 85-89%
B+ 80-84%
B 75-79%
B- 70-74%
Sounds great to me.

Oh well, hopefully my Psychology and Oral Communications are just as easy as Calculus and Biology.

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